Army jokes

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Going in a military.

The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?

An AK-46.

What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?

Special Forces.

Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.

I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."