Army jokes
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Should miku lead an army
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
i make army
South Korea
experiment
HARRY POTTER MEMES
Community talk
y'all I'm joining the army because it gives me a free pass to km.
MEME WARS GET YOUR MEMES AT THE READY AND POST YOUR ARMY
“ When the Jews return to Zion - And a comet fills the sky - The Holy Roman Empire rises - And you and I must die - From the eternal sea he rises - Creating armies on either shore - Turning man against his brother - Till man exists no more”