Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Rose

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ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Gun

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Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!

Poem

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My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Priest

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Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

Bullet

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Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

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  • Rose

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    Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

    Rose

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    Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

    Gf: "I luv u too."

    Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

    Gf: "Ah, about that..."

    Dad

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    Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

    Fat

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    Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.