Roses Are Red Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue I buttfucked scooby doo

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F---ing blue!

ok this isnt a joke but its funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as your back

Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster

Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back

roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you

roses are red violets are blue shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

Roses are red He shows no remorse

Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force

Roses are red I have free candy get in my van I have a gun handy

Roses are red Violets are blue, I'd get in the van if I where you...

Roses are red,Violets are blue,my heart is dead,im such a fool. -Juice Wrld

Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Roses are red, Vilots are blue Shrek is ugly but not uglier than you

roses are red, voilets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?