Dirtiness

Life

Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

Dad

Dadless

Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back

6

Blue

Anonymous

roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i’m always watching you

Blue

Anonymous

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F—ing blue!

5

Priest

Anonymous

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

3

Red

Huggi

Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

3

Blue

poetic

roses are red, violates are blue, i don’t know why i am still alive for you

Blue

p....

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.

Blue

Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…

6

Puns

Anonymous

Roses are red He shows no remorse

Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force

Blue

Homo Simpson

Roses are red, violets are blue I buttfucked scooby doo

Blue

C..shot 92

roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.

1

Fat

Anonymous

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs

1

Nut

ok this isnt a joke but its funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Roast

Anonymous

roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you

Grass

hahahah lol

roses are red grass is greener when i think of you i play with my wiener

Blue

Andrei

Roses are red Violets are blue We’re gonna make love Because I’m stronger than you

1

Depression

pls end me .-.

roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u

Blue

Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue Once I’n done choking you You will be too.

1

Flat

Anonymous

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as your back