Roses are red jokes
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
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