Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!

Roses are red. He shows no remorse.

Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.

Roses are red.

My soul is black.

I am never getting my dad back.

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"

Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.