Roses Are Red Jokes

ok this isnt a joke but its funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster


Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

Roses are red Violets are blue A face like yours Belongs in a zoo Don't worry I'll be there too Not in the cage But laughing at YOU!