ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
