Roses Are Red Jokes

Life

Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

Anonymous
in Roast

roses are red violets are blue shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you

ok this isnt a joke but its funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Homo Simpson

Roses are red, violets are blue I buttfucked scooby doo

Anonymous

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F---ing blue!

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Anonymous

roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you

Anonymous
in Priest

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

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Anonymous

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as your back

Anonymous
in Puns

Roses are red He shows no remorse

Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force

Dadless
in Dad

Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back

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Anonymous

My poem , roses are red violets are blue I will die very soon🔪

Llamabird
in Adult

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

hahahah lol

roses are red grass is greener when i think of you i play with my wiener

Anonymous

Roses are red,Violets are blue,my heart is dead,im such a fool. -Juice Wrld

Huggi

Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

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Anonymous

Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster

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poetic

roses are red, violates are blue, i don't know why i am still alive for you

Anonymous
in Fat

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs

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