Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Iβll make a joke about homeless people, but they just donβt work.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They donβt cook because they love eating out.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?