Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.