Homeless People jokes
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!