When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
You the bomb! No, you the bomb! A compliment in america, an argument in afghanistan
What do you call an afgan in the bath.A bath bomb
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
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3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
What did the taliban say to the afghan? Nothing, they blew him up.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner
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today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?
Drop me in afghanistan with a cigar, a kobe jersey, a mac-10, a lambo huricane with a bumper delete and a toyota tacoma with a m249 on the back. Then Ill have afghanistan by the 51 state by midnight.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
you should never try afgani weed becuse people in afganistan get stoned to death
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old
