Orphan Pilots

  • Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

    Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. You see, homing missiles are designed to find their target. Orphans don't have a "home" to return to, so the missile can't lock on to them, get it? You probably still don't.

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