I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man do I love being a sniper.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning. Damn, I love being a sniper
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike, the only difference is that in school you don't have to get deployed to get shot at
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there. Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
I remember my uncles last words: "I don't think were going shooting today."
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool
A B C D E F GUN
What's a fetuses' favorite gun? A MICRO SMG
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15? A MAGAzine.
Africa has every type of gun but one ...
Awater gun
What's Americas no.1 class
target practice
*guy feels something on his back* “oh god, please let that be a rifle” “Nope. I’m just real happy to see you”
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine
Whats a bisons favorite gun?
A pp bizon.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
