I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man do I love being a sniper.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning. Damn, I love being a sniper
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike, the only difference is that in school you don't have to get deployed to get shot at
What do you call an autistic black man with a Rifle? Black ops
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there. Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
I remember my uncles last words: "I don't think were going shooting today."
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool
A B C D E F GUN
guy talking to an Indian therapist
he had a red dot and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said
"I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle"
Africa has every type of gun but one ...
Awater gun
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15? A MAGAzine.
What's a fetuses' favorite gun? A MICRO SMG
How do you kill time
Easy taking alarm clock and an assault rifle
What's Americas no.1 class
target practice
