Rifle jokes
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.
Damn, I love being a sniper.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike. The only difference is that in school, you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
A B C D E F GUN.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.