Rifle jokes
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike. The only difference is that in school, you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.