Bf:what do you think about our love?
Gf:count the stars in the sky
Bf:aww its infinity
Gf:nope just a waste of time
What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Why does the sky think it's so powerful Because it's always looking down on us
Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
up into the sky so very far here comes Dr. Seuss ALLAHU AKBAR, at the ripe old age of 97 he committed 9/11
What Road goes all the way to the sky? A Highway
Girl: how much do you love me Me: count the stars in the sky Girl awww it’s infinite Me no just a waste of time
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon? - The MILKY way!!!
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun..... Then it dawned on me
What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way 😱
People ALWAYS told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
Q How can you tell the sun is a boy A it rises every morning
a skeleton goes sky diving. doesn't come back in one piece
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes
openheimer
