Lego jokes
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!