Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
what did one brick say to the other. Never LEGO
What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me "Yeah I can read braille". So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read "Screw you, asshole"
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.
what did they do with his body when he died they made him into lego sho kids can play with him for once
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
I accidentally walked on the lego batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.
Down syndrome kid: stop being greedy with the Lego’s Me: stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em Duplocates
El/11: Ego My Lego
9/11 is like me after im finished with my lego house. I destroy it 😄🤣
