Lego

Lego Jokes

I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me "Yeah I can read braille". So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read "Screw you, asshole"

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what did they do with michael jackson when he died

he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.

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What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once

LEGO Ninjago - I like it okay?

Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him (he uses hair gel as Cole has said a couple times I think, bc his hair looks like fire 🔥)