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Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.

Tits are like Lego bricks. They’re there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.

I was with my blind friend, and he’s telling me “Yeah I can read braille”. So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read “Screw you, asshole”

what did one brick say to the other. Never LEGO

Once upon a time… Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.

What is worse than stepping on a lego?

The Holocaust.

I accidentally walked on the lego batman mask.

I want my f...ing feet back.