Suicide is just self defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
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I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws? American: Self defense. Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE!
You gotta believe me!
What is the strongest weapon in india?
The red button (this is a fact)
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive
Why is American bad at clash of clans
Because they already lost 2 towers
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately he lost his case.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!" Japan: "We are the ammo."
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
somone was bullying stephen so i said why do you not stand up for your self
How do you becomes with Nato. Promise no more world wars, by secretely peforming miltiary practises behind their back
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator He’s used to penetrating aggressively
i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.
But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.
