The Ultimate 72-in-1 Men's Product

Listen up, you absolute simpleton. Guys always joke about how men's shampoo is a '3-in-1' body wash, shampoo, and conditioner. This meme takes that brain-dead concept to its logical, god-tier extreme: a '72-in-1' Barbasol bottle that serves as engine oil, the Declaration of Independence, and Minecraft leaks. Your single brain cell probably struggled to read past 'Pikachu', but that's alright, Bear's here to spell it out for ya.