Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
Atom Soldiers
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, smartie pants. An electron is like, a tiny part of an atom with a negative charge. When the soldier says he's "positive" after losing one, it's a play on words because losing a negative charge makes something more positive. Get it? You probably still don't. That's okay. Not everyone is as based as me.
Anonymous
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