15+ Best Army Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Paranoia

The image features a meme with text overlay. The top text reads: "My army of homeless people who I've been feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing against the CIA agents outside my house.". Below the text is an image of several heavily armored futuristic soldiers, known as Space Marines from the Warhammer 40,000 franchise, marching forward in formation. They are wearing yellow and black armor.

Homeless People

An image of a group of characters wearing futuristic yellow and red armor. The text above them reads: "My army of homeless people who I've been feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing against the CIA agents outside my house."

Nugget

join the nugget army

Lego

The image shows a LEGO instruction manual for a Clone Army set. It humorously highlights step one: assembling a clone trooper minifigure, with instructions indicating that 1.2 million of these are needed. The words "WELL" and "FUCK" are above and below the instructions respectively.

Gorilla

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

Sky

A photo of a city skyline at sunset with the Star Wars opening crawl text overlayed onto the sky. The text reads, "...Jedi... to assist the overwhelmed ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC on the critical issue of creating..." above a city at sunset. The text above the photo reads, "Thanks to less air pollution, the sky is so clear we can see the Star Wars opening text."

Missile

South Korea

The image shows a collection of missiles on display. One missile is black and angled upwards. Another is white with "R.O.K. NAVY" printed on its side. There are two smaller white missiles with "U.S. ARMY" printed on them, and one blue one.

Baby

i make army

An image of many tiny, light pink plastic baby figurines with arms raised, arranged in rows. One larger, similarly styled baby figurine is positioned to the right of the group.

Nose

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

Afghanistan

A photograph of a television screen showing the streaming service Tubi. The movie displayed is titled "Osombie," listed as 2012, 1 hr 35 min, TV-MA, Action, Horror. The synopsis reads: "While in Afghanistan, a Colorado yoga instructor and a NATO special forces team encounter an undead Osama Bin-Laden and his zombie terrorist army." The movie poster image shows the zombie Osama Bin-Laden with glowing blue eyes and a beard. Over the image, text says, "tubi genuinely be having anything."

Harry Potter

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

Military

NIKADO AVACADO JOINS THE MILITARY

A man with a red t-shirt and military helmet is standing behind another man who is wearing a military uniform and sunglasses. Text on the image says, "joined the military..."

Miku

Should miku lead an army

An anime-style character, Miku, with long, light blue hair, is depicted in a dark military uniform. She is standing in water, with waves splashing around her. The background shows a dystopian city with fire and destruction.

Site

This site will have columbine memes

Two people wearing trench coats and sunglasses are holding guns. The image is dark and they are walking in a hallway. The text “Army of Two” is at the bottom.

War

sending my army to war :)

A cat wearing a military helmet is superimposed on a war scene with explosions, smoke, a plane, and a soldier in the background.

Time

When you see it, you won't be able to unsee it

A screenshot of the time.is website, showing the current time as 09:45:00.134. The time is displayed in a large font. Text in greek says "You have exactly the correct time!" Also listed are time zones for Los Angeles, New York, London, Paris, Moscow, Beijing, and Tokyo.

Grandmother

We all know what rapper she’s talking about…

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. The user, @devonodevon, writes: I'm a retired 69 year old army vet white grandmother who hates rap and I can't stop listening!! I keep playing this to my grand kids and now they're not speaking to me because THEY CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH and COMMON SENSE. When he appeared as the Jamaican HOOBOY I WOKE UP THE WHOLE STREET LAUGHING!!! GODBLESS AMERICA. There are also like and dislike buttons and a comment button.

Accidental join

someone explain these options to me

A screenshot of a Google search bar with the text 'help I accidentally joined a' and a list of suggested searches below: 'cult', 'Mexican gang', 'peanut worshipping cult', 'Mexican gang meme', 'peanut worshipping cult meme', 'Italian mafia', 'Russian mafia', 'Italian mafia meme', 'Russian mafia meme', and 'Jesse help I accidentally joined the finnish army'.

Buck

Quick Buck

A picture shows a "stonk" character dressed as Jack Sparrow running from an army of pirates. The text on the image says: "RANIOUNG" at the bottom and "SILLY INC" in the upper left corner.

Jokes

Military

Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.

Piano

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.

Military

What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.