What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
My favorite animal is a cheetah so I hope the jokes are good
What happend to the cheetah that took to many baths?
The cheetah became spotless
a chicken is dellisis
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend? Act like a nut.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw a American Boeing B- 29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called? Therianarchy!
Man walks in to his bedroom where his wish is carrying a sheep under his arm and says this is the pig I've been fucking.wife says that's not a pig that's a sheep dumbass.husband says I was talking to the sheep
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It Pants
if a tree could be any animal what would it be Answer: a dog bc of its bark lol😀
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Q : What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
NO, YOU ATE MY COCK!!!
