My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"
what do fish smoke? a puffer
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: because he had hives
What animal can jump the highest the highest? The Emo kids
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
what do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
a peking duck
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What did the tiger say to the bunny? Nice to meat u!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan? hippo-POT-amus
the bear walked into the bar and said can i have a cola and a............wisky the bar tender says whats with the big paws
man: knock knock...
boy: who's there?
man: bear...
boy: ...bear who?
man: bear bottom
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It Croaks every night
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Why doe my kids die
Stinky Oussy :D
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
