Sick Eagle

This is a classic pun. It plays on the similar pronunciation of "ill" and "ill-" in the word "illegal". The question sets up the listener to think of a serious condition for an eagle, but the answer is a silly play on words.

• Eagle
• Bird
• Animal
• Wordplay
• Morbid jokes
• Short jokes

• Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
• What type of bird does not have feathers on itself? A bald eagle.
• Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
• Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!