Piranha Facts and Job Loss

The humor comes from the dark implication that the aquarium worker lost their job because they might have fed a child to the piranhas, given the knowledge they shared and the way they abruptly change the subject to the job loss.

• Aquarium
• Piranha
• Baby
• Animal
• Fish
• Water

• A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
• Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
• It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
• Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.