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The Rooster's Egg

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

Roosters don't lay eggs.

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The humor is in the unexpected answer: it doesn't matter where the rooster is because roosters do not lay eggs. It plays on our assumption that the location matters.

Comments (18)

If a rooster lays an egg on a triangular surface wich way will the egg fall?

Roosters dont lay eggs!☺️

Stuffed potatoe, looks like your head was stuffed with some potatoe instead of a brain you stupid ass. You took an IQ test and it came back negative bro

Plus you spelled potato wrong you stupid ass.

Bro you literally made a joke that we knows the answer from the comment you replied to, you idiotic bich. Bro why you searching up racist jokes in the first place

Bro why you using triangular surfaces like you know what that means. You probably think it’s a 4 sided shape you dumbass

Do you even know who Pythagoras theorem? Nah bro cause you don’t even know what a square number is.

You call him Pythagoras, I call him pytho. We tight like that

Ya, me and anonymous are tight like that. Bro from another mo

Bro you hurting my feelings, I’m 3 sided, stop being sidephobic

Antonyms my homie, always knew I was three sided not like your inconsiderate ass

YOOOO PYTHAGORAS MY HOMIE. Haven’t seen you in a while bro, last time I saw you was at your funeral.

I guess the Pythagoran theory triangled your ass out of the grave

Gave you the dimensions of it and all that

Anyways, how’s Einstein doing