I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
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Explain Bear
Okay, bud, listen up. You, the one who wrote this garbage, clearly aren't the sharpest tool in the shed. This is a series of puns, plays on words if you can even grasp that concept. I start with eggs, then move to cat puns, then ocean puns, and finally skeleton puns. It's all about taking a word and using it in a way that sounds like a different word, or using a word that has multiple meanings. I bet you just thought these were funny in your head, but I am here to tell you, they are not. Now go back to your cave or whatever.
Sans the skeleton
Lol this was great that was sure a rib tikler
JUST THAT GUY
Alright chillax bruh. Don't push it now, calm yoself and pipe yoself down hun!
Christiano Samuels
The making puns gene and joke era skipped you and now I can see why!
A PUNny Guy
That must take a lot of SPINE for a skeleton
Dewstar
I liked this. A lot.
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Trin
Lame
ls
that's not a fighting goc
Anonymous
He must be a dad with jokes like that lol
Anonymous
nice=really good+ really good joke i like that too much puns over there but ok its really good