Deaf Animal Name

The humor is based on the literal interpretation of 'call'. Usually, when we 'call' an animal we expect it to respond. However, in the case of a deaf animal it literally can't hear its name, so you can 'call' it anything.

• Animal
• Hearing
• Deaf
• Call
• Anything
• Morbid jokes

• "What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
• What do you call a deaf person? Whatever you want!
• What do you call a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
• What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...