What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
Whats the twin towers favorite minecraft biome? A plains biome
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victims Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..." Me: "Honestly...Probably his ass."
Why is it called a building if its already built?
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
the twin towers remind me of an emote....bing,bang,boom.
Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
you
The twin towers are like your father, their both gone and will never come back.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Twin towers? No plane, plane targets
what is the smallest skyscraper in the world the world trade centre
Why Did Sarah Fall Off A Skyscraper?
Because She Made Her Dad Mad.
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.
The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”
The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.
The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Two people are sitting in a sky scraper. P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible. P2: Airplane wifi
The last time I had flying lessons I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
