Skyscraper jokes
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.
The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”
The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.
The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
you.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.