What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat but I would be lion.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog? I don't know.. I'm from China.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri day.
What did the cow say every morning Good moorning!!
Octopus more like octopussy
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog š today is the night I can drive
Elephant
What're you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
Why are Cheetahs bad at running away. They always get spotted
what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
they both live underground, except for the eagle
what is cheetah favourite taste to run fast? cheetah outta here
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowtedš
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake
How do you know if an Asian has broke into your house? Your dog is gone. ;)
What does a cat say when it's angry? - Stop stressing meowt! ššššš
I've patched 1,000 roofs and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher, I've built 100,000 sword and shields and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith but you fuck one goat.
So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing Iāve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh itās not what you think Iām just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.
One time, a cow saved my life. -- It was bovine intervention.
