Whats a bisons favorite gun?
A pp bizon.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
wath goos boo a caw wath no lips
What do u call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
How do you catch an elephant? Act like a peanut.
Farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm says this is the pig I'm fucking she say u idiot that's a sheep he says shut up I wasn't talking to you
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A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
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What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd? A hipster!
Does your cat scratch you?Yeah ,I need gave him payback ,but now he won't respond.
you are able to travel to the anime world, believe me michael jackson did it
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er
What is a difference between a cow and a chicken
Its white and its brown
why did the deer cross the road its freinds deered it to
why did the cheetah get sad cause it dindint have any balls to suck
What do you call a deer with good eyes? good ideas
