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Silent Pterodactyl

Anonymous
8 years ago
  • Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

    Because the "p" is silent.

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    • Pterodactyl
    • Bathroom
    • Animal
    • Sound
    • Dinosaur
    • Silence

    Explanation

  • This is a play on words. The letter 'p' at the beginning of 'pterodactyl' is silent, and the joke uses that to imply that the sound of the pterodactyl is also silent.

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