Uncle Jack and a Horse

The humor comes from the double meaning of "help Jack off a horse". It can mean helping Jack get off the horse, but it also sounds like it could mean something sexual, because "help off" can be used for masturbation in a vulgar way.

• Horse
• Uncle
• Animal
• Family
• Jack
• Short jokes

• What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
• What do you say to your pony when it's being wild? Stop horsing around!
• What did the horses say to the donkeys? "Jackasses, please like!"
• What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.