Uncle Jack and a Horse

The humor comes from the double meaning of "help Jack off a horse". It can mean helping Jack get off the horse, but it also sounds like it could mean something sexual, because "help off" can be used for masturbation in a vulgar way.

• Horse
• Uncle
• Animal
• Family
• Jack
• Short jokes

• What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
• What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.
• Q: What do gay horses say? A: "Geigh!"
• What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt? An Amish Mechanic.