What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)
a doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to him self this is wrong but some doctors do it... he is a vet
This rat did the most amazing thing ever it was pretty radical dude.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it
I'm a cheetah, I cheet duh?
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk but it's acting really duckpressed.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald D*ck
my ill sis said why did the bear said no to ice cream and I said why she said cuz it stuffed
What would you name a mumafied squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheet dah!
what do you call a one legged hippo?
a hoppo!
About a dog
Why did the dog walk out at night .?to scare his people
why did the bat cross the road because to get blood bar
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
your mama is so fat she only nows 3 words KFC