Aquarium jokes
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
gay fish.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
How do you confuse a fish? Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!