Aquarium jokes
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
Now, THAT'S Gotta Hurt...
gay fish.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
How do you confuse a fish? Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!