Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"
If we can't see air can fish see water?
Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
gay fish
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Are you my fish because your supposed to be dead
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
How do fish get high? Bc they eat seaweed
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
What yellow and can’t swim Your dead fish
What do you call an orphan fish? Self-ish
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam.
what is a fish without i's fsh
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium? Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
why are fish smart
they live in a school
