Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Aquarium Jokes
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
gay fish.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
