Animal jokes
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!