Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Animal Jokes
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
What is a fishโs ๐ favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Why did the boy put a chicken ๐ in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. ๐
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
