Animal

Animal jokes

Frog

What is Green and Red and goes round and round?

A frog in a blender.

(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

One can support an average family.

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  • Orphan

    Why do orphans want to be dogs?

    Because they want their own bed and food.

    Cat

    READ THIS OUT LOUD:

    This is this cat.

    This is cat.

    This is how cat.

    This is to cat.

    This is keep cat.

    This is an cat.

    This is idiot cat.

    This is a busy cat.

    This is for cat.

    This is forty cat.

    this is seconds cat.

    NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

    Memes

    Dinosaur

    What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?

    Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.

    Cat

    What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

    "Meoooow!"

    Fish

    Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

    Answer: Dam.

    Homework

    What does a chicken give you?

    Student: Meat.

    What does a pig give you?

    Student: Bacon.

    What does a fat cow give you?

    Student: Homework.

    Cat

    If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.

    Dinosaur

    What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?

    Look at that dino-sour!

    Eggplant

    Why did the boy put a chicken πŸ” in his garden?

    He wanted to grow an eggplant. πŸ˜‚

    Elephant

    What did the elephant say to the naked man?

    "How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"