Animal jokes
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Memes
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
What is a fishβs π favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Why did the boy put a chicken π in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. π
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.