You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark
What do you call a priest that is a furry? A catholic
4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
I just watched a prog am about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.😂😂😂
Who is white hairy and rusty in the tree? It's rambo rabbit with a big gun that wasp.
Me: Hey wanna know my spirit animal
Friend: Sure
Me: Road kill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead
Me: Aren't you my son
Friend: So that's what mom was trying to hide from me
What did one ☝️ cat 🐈 say to the other? Happy 😃
what did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
Im a Cheetah
my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer.
Boy:crap I hit a deer Girl:awe...I guess It’s not so much of a dear Boy:...
Boy:get the hell out
Q:What black, white and Asian? A: A Panda...
what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅? Time to walk with you’re dog 🐶
Why did the koala cross the road? To get to the big tree
What happens if you sit under a cow You get a pat an the head
what do you call a male ladybug trans
Q. What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A. Kittens.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "what do I see here? Corn beef!?"
My girlfriend said to me dear i think you have hit an animal theirs blood and dents all over the bonnet
I said no love, im not waiting for a black lives matter rally
