Animal

Animal jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans want to be dogs?

Because they want their own bed and food.

Cat

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

Dinosaur

What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?

Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.

Cat

What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

"Meoooow!"

Memes

Fish

Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Answer: Dam.

Homework

What does a chicken give you?

Student: Meat.

What does a pig give you?

Student: Bacon.

What does a fat cow give you?

Student: Homework.

Cat

If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.

Dinosaur

What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?

Look at that dino-sour!

Eggplant

Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?

He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂

Elephant

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"

Family

Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?

A: Because it will eat your "aunts."