Animal jokes
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!