Animal jokes
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What can fly?
Bird.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!