Animal jokes
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
The one by die.
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.