God's Spider Creation

This is a joke where God is thinking about what kind of creature to create and comes up with a spider, imagining it to be an "evil land octopus that could walk on walls". It plays on the common fear of spiders and their octopus-like appearance, and presents an exaggerated and absurd concept for the creatures' existence.

• Spider
• Wall
• Octopus
• Animal
• God
• Fear

• [God creating a jellyfish] God: How about an evil bag?
• God creating spiders. God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
• [God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
• I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!