Furry at the Vet Mishap

I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.

I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."

He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"

"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."

Explanation

Experiment

The humor comes from the unexpected combination of a normal request (getting 'balls' back from the vet) with the implication that the speaker is a furry animal (not human) who has been castrated. It's a dark and absurd twist on a common scenario.

Comments (1)

NastyNazi

3 years ago

Unbelievably badly written. Go back to school.