Animal jokes

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call New York City?

A human zoo.

You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(

How does a donkey open a door?

With a don-key.

What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?

The Daily Moos.

What did the fox say to the fire?

You look hot!

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!

What do you call a gay Megalodon?

Magalogay.

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.

She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”

What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?

They both have eyes.

Dog: Woof!

Butcher: Say less.

What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.

Why didn't the dog want to play football??

'Cause he was a boxer!

What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.

Why did the ducks go to jail?

They sold quack.