Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Animal Jokes
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
