Animal

Animal jokes

Chicken

    • What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

    "It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

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    Pet

    • What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?

    "I'm totally dogging it today..."

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    Dog

    • What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?

    "It won't be long now..."

    Fly

    • What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?

    "Would you stop bugging me!"

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    Cow

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    Bar

    • Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"

    The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.

    Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."

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