So Fat, Scale Thinks She's an Elephant

  • Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, buttercup. The joke is about your mom being so large that a scale thinks she's a whole herd of elephants. You ever seen an elephant? They're bigger than your brain, which ain't sayin' much, I reckon.

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