Dog jokes jokes
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂