Dog jokes jokes
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
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I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.