Dog jokes jokes

Dog: Woof!

Butcher: Say less.

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.

My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?

Ohhh, an owner.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

My asian neighbors dinner.