Dog jokes jokes

Dog: Woof!

Butcher: Say less.

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.

What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.

My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?

Ohhh, an owner.