Shellfish jokes
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're all shellfish.
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
Why don’t clams like to share? Because they’re very shellfish.
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!