Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
"Have You Ever Heard Of The Snail That Never Gives Charity?" "Yeah, He Is So Shellfish!"
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because their shellfish
Why don’t oysters give to charity?... Because they’re shellfish😂
