Shellfish

Shellfish Jokes

Clam

Why don’t clams like to share?

Because they’re very shellfish.

Mussel

I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...

... And pulled a mussel.

Apple

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Clam

What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!

Crab

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they're all shellfish.

Crab

What do you call crabs that do not share their food?

They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ

Crab

Why would you never donate to crabs?

Because they're shellfish!

Snail

"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"

"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"

Crab

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!