Shellfish jokes
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."