Weasel jokes
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Weenis long.
What were the webs?