Weasel jokes
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.