Weasel jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?

"Pop Goes the Weasel."

Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."

Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."

Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.

Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.

What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.

I was talking to a beaver about my life. I don't think he really gave a dam about it at all.