Animal jokes
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.