Animal jokes
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.