What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
Animal Jokes
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
Itās a bumper team.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
