Watchdog jokes
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Watchdogs.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
Community talk
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