Pig Self-Termination

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy! This is a classic pun, see? You know "suicide," right? That's when someone takes their own life. Well, pigs are kinda like, you know, green, and there's a famous green frog named Kermit. So, the genius (or lack thereof, depending on who you ask) behind this joke swapped out "sui" for "Kermit" to make "Kermit-cide." It's a play on words, a pun! You get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture with crayons?