Selfish Crabs

  • What do you call crabs that do not share their food?

    They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup! The joke is that "shellfish" sounds like "selfish." Crabs are shellfish. If they don't share, they're shellfish, or rather, SELFISH! Get it? I doubt it, you dumb dumb!

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