Animal jokes
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
MY 4 little kittens
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
What did the dog say to the other dog?
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!