Animal jokes
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...
The steaks were pretty high.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
Elephant