Animal jokes

What do you call a bird with no wings?

A no flyer.

Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."

Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?

He forgot his calves!

Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.

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Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

I smell like skunk.

What do birds use to check their grades?

Air-ies...

Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.

Squirrel: I got a joke.

Dog: What the hell is it?

Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

What did the horse say when his throat was sore?

I have a hoarse throat!

What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?

A bullfrog!