Animal jokes
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
They're blooming a gay chicken.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
I smell like skunk.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.