Animal jokes
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What happened to watersharky?
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.