Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)