Animal jokes
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
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What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
A baby seal walked into a club.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
JAW don't know sh*t!
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I fucked did.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.