My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Animal Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Watchdogs.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
