Why do tigers have stripes? They don’t want to be spotted.
What do tigers 🐅 wear in the winter ❄️?
A striped sweater.
My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”
so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger
friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “
Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have? A: Eggs
This one is for Gwen, I’m sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Hey mom I’m back from the circus parade, it was amazing! first came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, And then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion, oh and what came after her? Asked the mother, Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee said the boy.
What did the tiger say to the bunny? Nice to meat u!
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife, what she was doing, she said, “I’m trying to do this jigsaw puzzle, it’s supposed to be a tiger but all of the pieces are brown.” Her husband then said, “honey those are frosted flakes.”
Who is better than Alabama? CLEMSON TIGERS!!!
what do u cross with a cow and a tiger (mooigter)
friend: i have the eye of the tiger me: so what i have the balls of a gorilla parents: we cant come back to the zoo next week