Tiger jokes
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!