Tiger jokes
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
If I cut my wrist, am I a zebra or a tiger?
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
Tiger Woods is a lion cheetah. He took a wife and seventeen mistresses because he just had to play all eighteen holes.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.