The 20+ Best Tiger Jokes

What do tigers 🐅 wear in the winter ❄️?

A striped sweater.

Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.

Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have? A: Eggs

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friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “

My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’

Now, my wrists look like a tiger

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a good driver.

Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.

One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"

Hey mom I'm back from the circus parade, it was amazing! first came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, And then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion, oh and what came after her? Asked the mother, Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee said the boy.

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

you might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers but in my opinion its emos because some of them are still in the air

For a golfer, tiger woods isn’t very good of a driver

What did the tiger say to the bunny? Nice to meat u!

A lion would never drive while drunk.

But a tiger wood

A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife, what she was doing, she said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle, it's supposed to be a tiger but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "honey those are frosted flakes."