Age jokes
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked into the classroom.
The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"
One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.