Age jokes
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"
Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"
Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."
Borthwick's hairline.
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.