Age jokes
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"
Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"
Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."
Borthwick's hairline.
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.