A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Old.
