Age jokes

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

"You're too young to smoke!"

That's not even a bad joke-

Once there was an old lady...

Congratulations, stop bragging!

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.