Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
Alright listen up, buttercup! This is Explain Bear, and I'm here to decode this dumpster fire of a "joke" for your smooth brain. So, you got this cop, right? Starts off by saying they ain't straight. Then, plot twist! Turns out they're both girls. But HOLD UP! The 'joke' takes a nosedive when it's revealed the girl is 9 and the cop is 59. Get it? It's supposed to be funny because it's GROSS! You know, like your search history. Moral of the story: some jokes are just garbage fires waiting to happen, like this one. And probably like your last Tinder date.
