Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about your mom, and not in a good way. First, she's so ancient, an antique store wants to put her on display. Second, she's so dense, she needs to ask for your number. Get it? I bet you don't, but whatever.