Age jokes

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.

If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.

What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.

A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.

Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?

Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.

Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.

Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?

Because Stellas hot.

I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.

If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.

Old.

What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?

The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.

What's an old man's favorite food?

Wrinkled onions.

Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!

Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?

A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.

Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!