Age jokes
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Old ladies are non existent.
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
3 boys were having a debate about who had the healthiest grandma.
Boy 1: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 67 years old and can still do a backflip!"
Boy 2: "No, I have the healthiest grandma. She is 76 years old and can still finish a marathon!"
Boy 3: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 85 and she is in the hospital..."
Boy 1 and 2, looking confused.
Boy 1: "If she's so healthy, why is she in the hospital?"
Boy 3: "Because she's giving birth right now!"
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.