Age jokes
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Old.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.