Age jokes
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
Memes
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Old.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!