Age jokes

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.

If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.

What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.

Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?

Because Stellas hot.

A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.

Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?

Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.

Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.

I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.

If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.

What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?

The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.

Old.

What's an old man's favorite food?

Wrinkled onions.

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.

Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.

Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.