Age jokes
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
Addison Banks age (8).
Addison Banks age (21).
Addison Banks age (69).
BLAH.
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back, she looks 15.
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways; What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?