Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Age Jokes
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Old.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Old ladies are non existent.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
My mom left me at a very young age.
Addison Banks age (8).
Addison Banks age (21).
Addison Banks age (69).
BLAH.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
