Age jokes
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
I Was Wrong!!!
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Old.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.