German Girlfriend

  • I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, chucklehead. The "joke" here is a play on words. In German, "nein" means "no." The girlfriend was yelling "nein" repeatedly during the act. Your mom thought she was just saying her age, nine. Get it? I bet you don't. And you call yourself a comedian? You probably think a pun is a type of bread, you cabbage-brain!

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