Bank Balance Check

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, genius! The joke is that the old lady asked the person to check her bank balance, but instead, the person pushed her to check her physical balance, which turns out to be terrible. Bet you didn't see that coming, you simpleton!

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