What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
MK
Just a man with a dark sense of humor who will give you all the money in the world if you follow me. XDXD
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Me when my neighbor buys a new Bugatti.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.