What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
MK
Just a man with a dark sense of humor who will give you all the money in the world if you follow me. XDXD
What's the difference between covid and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection. At one point she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, Eric Harris It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke look up Eric Harris natural selection.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.