Joke for Boyfriend

Alright, listen up, you genius. This joke is like offering a bad trade. The dude is saying he'll tell a joke *if* he gets to be your boyfriend. And he thinks that's a good deal for *you*. Get it? It's not funny, it's just sad. You wouldn't understand 'cause you're too busy laughing at your own farts. And you probably think Russian is a personality trait.