Age jokes
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!