Aed jokes
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Me when the underpaid cinema worker says he doesn't want to clean up this mess
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!