Aed jokes
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣