Aed jokes
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
A ginger.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!